2006-02-07 - 2:46 a.m.

Yes peoples I most definetly ran into a brick wall tonight. I will have that headache to deal with in the morning.....along with random other pains like the one in my side. But truthfully if I lose somewhere I can just pull out my chuck noris/swengin bull shit and I will still be the raddist fucking chick in the little hole that I live in......with my guns, and a rabbit named Torkey. Yeah you wish you were so cool. But live and let live with the genius, I must abandon this painful dance party and sleep sleep sleep. It seems that I am logged in from a nonresidential location but I do live here. Am I a hobo? Is this a train station? If I could be one cartoon for the rest of my life I would be that tree. Damnit that tree was happy. Is that too much to ask for? HAPPINESS! Okay for a moment there I thought that things might be weird but they smoothed out and the titanic didn't sink. I actually thought that with the alternate ending the ship wouldn't sink.

2006-02-07 - 12:35 a.m.

Holy Shit everyone! Chuck Norris is going to be on That Best Damn Sports Show or something like that. We are all going to die because he will be able to roundhouse kick everyone watching. Damnit! That man knows everything.

Tonight I pay hommage to him by doing the funky chicken dance....all night long.

I wanted just one entry tonight so I put my earlier entry here. So you can revel in the idea of chuck. Chuck is one scary mother fuck. Damn it it feels good to be poetic and shit. I don't know if I can dance anymore. Is it possible to keep dancing? If I kept my headphones on all night would I dance all night? Would I dance in my dreams and shit? What would happen?

Got to stop the preacher from making the cookies, he doesn't want to do it but damn he will do it. Why? Does he want to do it? No he doesn't. I wish I could share my brain with everyone right now. You know why? Cause everyone would want to dance. I would have a Valerie dance party and it would rock hardcore and I would be the coolest person alive. Not to mention being the coolest person alive would be really hard. Cause it would be like being the president. But no maybe not. Fuck it all who gets to be president of my club but me.

Yes so no more. My brain has offically shut down and there is nothing left to talk about. But the bathroom maybe cold and that would really suck.

L-Kiws

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