2005-12-16 - 3:17 a.m.

I just had my first real phone call on my new cell phone! IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! Oh yeah... and I'm wasted. I'm done with finals, so fuck off.
SO Matt calls me and he's like "Hey what's up?" and then he starts laughing his ass off. And I'm like "What happened?" And then he says "Lefty (a cat) just fell in the toilet!" And I'm like ok... that's funny but not THAT funny.
And then he says "No... I hadn't flushed the toilet yet! Lefty just fell into my own urine!" And I fucking LOST it. I was laughing so hard. And he was like "You are fucking WASTED aren't you?" And I'm like "Yeah!"
That was really all I had to say... Yep!
With all the love of a dying calf,
Mango

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