2005-07-08 - 10:58 p.m.

I feel that this diary is being neglected. So I will write something....even if it takes me all night to write it.

Where to start....Let's look through the box of wonders to find something interesting..shall we!?

Lets start with old women who have alzhiemers problems and some kind of strange delusion.

Now how to explain people like this to young children...and most of all how do you explain that in the future these people should probably be exterminated before they hit the age of decrepidation.

I'm not totally sure I spelled that last word correctly but if you have good phonetics you should be able to understand it.

Maybe if you sit down with the kids and say, "now listen Johnny when people get old they tend to lose brain cells." Then Johnny might add in "Like daddy when he goes in the garage to smoke." And of course you would have to say "no not like that, it's more natural and not from some external force." On that note a giant galatic monster would appear from under the steps and would step forward, pick up little Johnny and hand him an anti smoking ad. After this he would give Johnny a hug and return to the place of which he came. And then you would have to explain what smoking was along with the fact that you haven't finished telling little Johnny that he should really reinstate the lottery...and not the one where you win money.

Yes but enough with that.

In my fridge right now there is carrot bars, ketchup, Mike's hard lemonade, and juice.

What if these four food thingys got together and started up a rock band? Wouldn't that be really cool?! Mike's hard Lemonade could play the drums (yes there just was a shameless connection to Mike there), Juice could play the bass, Ketchup could be the lead singer, and the carrot bars could play the guitar. Wow can you see it now? They would call themselves Refer. Like short for refridgerator. Yes it would be amazing! And they could go on tour and all of their concerts would have to be in cold climates so basically they would set up shop in the Yukon. I know I would go to one of their concerts.

But beyond things like that...

I'm, sometimes, very afraid of my electronic appliances. When I was young I watched this show about the end of the world and one of the things that might happen would be that all of the appliances in your house would go ape shit and start attacking the humans. I was about 12 years old and to imagine a wafflemaker jumping up and slapping my face in the middle of the night, freaked me out even though I don't own a wafflemaker. But I was frightened of my alarm clock. With it's red glare and I would dream of it having teeth and stuff. It really scared me.

But thats suppose to happen a long time from now like 2012 or something.

I wonder if it is really possible to listen to a song too many times. I know I have probably heard this song about 1000 in the last 3 days and to tell you the truth I am not sick of it. I still jam to it, I still shut up when my favorite part comes along, I mean really can you? If the song is good enough and if you enjoy the group...how can you get enough. Can you become addicted to the song and have to go to the hospital to get yourself not addicted? Is there even a rehab for music junkies?

I wonder sometimes.

You know if I was a terrorist I would just bomb all of the beauty factories. I would do this because people can't live without some of their stuff. Oh of course they would survive for a day or so but then they would freak out and makeup would have the same price tag as a rare diamond and only the superstars could afford it and then there would really be some class seperation then. It makes me wonder sometimes if there still is major class seperation such as titanic stuff.

Okay I'm gonna stop talking about that before I get into a fight with myself.

Today I bought recordable cds. 50 of them. That should last me about 4 years because I never record cds and when I do it few and far. But it's nice to know that when I have the music to record one that I will have the cd to back it up. But I find it funny that I still have about 4 other recordable cd's from my old pack that I haven't used yet. That 50 pact could last me till I graduate from college. CRAZY!!!!

I think I had too much icecream today.

I love icecream. Don't you..it's just so yummy. And rootbeer floats they are the best.

You know what screw trying to make an interesting entry...I hope I made all of you happy by updating.

Good night mofos from the planet Zorkan.

L-Kiws

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