2005-06-29 - 10:18 p.m.

Okay everyone I want to tell you all about my friend Kate. Yeah I'm gonna talk about someone other then Julie on here.

She's an INCREDIBLE writer...poetic and funky and wow...yeah I was reading her diary and I didn't know if I was reading a poem or a diary...it was fucking crazy...but on to stranger and more crazy things....not to say that Kate isn't crazy...okay whatever.

As all of our regulars can see the picture at the top of our diary has died. We put these pics on here about two years ago and now the person who was hosting that pic has died.

Or something very similar to that.

But in one hour and 48 minutes at this moment I will be legal. Yes and to make this day special I am declaring June 29th Silently Lip Sync to Mariah Carrey Day.

Yes everyone put on your favorite Mariah Carrey song and silently lip sync to it. Rock on!

One day we will have everyday that means nothing and make it special. Yes that day will be special...and yeah.

And this is the part where I vent some angry female tension so guys skip down to the next part if you don't want to feel like shit tomorrow morning.

Yes tonight I had to retrain this stupid dick because he didn't know what the fuck he is suppose to be doing at his job. I don't understand why MALES seem to think that they can get away with only doing somethings...AND why it takes a woman to correct it! It pisses the shit out of me!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RETARDS!!!!!!!

Okay guys you can start to read again. But again talking about being legal my birthday is tomorrow. I think my dad is going to buy me a chinesse restaurant....well maybe not but it would be fun to own one. Then I could eat all the orange chicken that I wanted.

OH PEOPLES! You have no idea how much fun it is to write on here. I haven't done it in SOOOOO LOOOOONGGGG!!!

But the party I had. I don't know if you could call it a party or more like a gathering of close friends, and you couldn't call it that because two of the people barely knew each other. But after the night they were friends. Everyone is friends after pot. It's true! You should try it!

I have this hurt inside my mouth. And I can't shake it...it sucks! I think I bit my lip and now it hurts really bad...I think anyway.

I have this feeling that my mom is going through one of those 'I'm losing my baby' phases. She keeps talking about my birthday and then she looks sad. It's funny! And it's funny because really she's not losing me cause I will be living here for the next 4 years besides the whole moving away to school thing.

OH OH OH!!!! I have exciting news! Well it's exciting for myself anyway. Tomorrow not only being my b-day it is also the last day I have to deliver the newspapers.

Woot! Peoples this is most exciting...and in my talkitive nature I will tell you why. I have been doing papers for nine years. And imagine getting up at 5am for nine years. Yeah I will get to sleep in everyday of the week!!!!!!! FUCKING-A-MONKEYS!!!!!!! You know it!

Well I should go I'm starting to throw stuff in the heat of excitment. Keep yourselves in the smoke and don't eat the dilapitated kitty...it's just for looks.

L-Kiws

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